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Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.06 06:35:00 - [1] Originally by: Malashek Vatrii I wish I could work at CCP. Granted. You are now assigned to cleaning up the restrooms after the entire programming team gets into a bad batch of ale and chili. I wish I knew what the hell I was doing. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.06 07:35:00 - [2] Originally by: Ombey I wish I had a better laptop that could run Premium graphics. Granted. Unfortunatly, it cost so much that you are now no longer able to afford food or internet services. (no more EVE for you ) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.07 02:31:00 - [3] Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish we would stop wishing over anime. I also wish I am Legend was 2 hours longer so it could have a proper ending. Granted. Since they can no longer wish and dream about anime, huge mobs fill the streets looking for something to fill the void. You blood seems to fit the bill. You never quite make it to the theater to see the expanded version of I Am Legend. I wish my job paid me what I'm actually worth. (This ought to be an easy one) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.07 05:04:00 - [4] Originally by: Lui Kai I wish humanity wasn't stupid. Granted. Humanity is no longer stupid, but you had to pay the price to make it so. You now need help figuring out how to open doors marked 'Push'. I wish I had a sentient AI in my house. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.07 05:24:00 - [5] Originally by: Ket Halpak I wish to live for ever (an easy one :P) Granted. Unfortunatly, you are the only human and living creature on land after that 'little incident' with a sentient AI. Starvation keeps you from getting too bored though. I wish I could freely reshape my body at will. (Odo - Deep Space 9) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.07 06:29:00 - [6] Originally by: Anila's Delight I wish I was the first man on mars. Granted. Unfortunatly, funding for the project was pulled during the trip and you're pretty much stranded there with a limited air/food supply. I wish I had my own band of ninja minions (completely loyal, mind you) to command. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.08 04:32:00 - [7] Originally by: Imree Ixni I wish that I could reshape the climate where I live to my exact specifications. Granted. The changes you make pretty much decimate 90% of the rest of the planet. Refugees from the affected areas ruin the rest, including your patch of land. I wish I had a 3-foot tall doll with hetero-chromatic eyes and a watering can. (Rozen Maiden reference, if you didn't get it already) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.08 06:16:00 - [8] Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish housing prices in the UK wern't so ludicrous so I actually had a chance of owning a property at some point in my lifetime Granted. You new neighbors will be an orphanage on one side, and Michael Jackson on the other. (/me dives for cover) I wish our elected officials were chosen more on ability and aptitude than charisma and catch-phrases. (But don't we all?) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.11 17:58:00 - [9] Originally by: Kirjava I wish I had that kilo of antimatter in a container that I could open, when I wanted to, only I could and it was not inside me. I can also contain particles individualy without the whole lot blowing up unless I want to. Granted. Unfortunatly, you and the container are now out in deep space. You'll have a hard time finding much normal matter to mix with the antimatter, but such is life. I wish the voices in my head could at least agree on what to put on a pizza. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.11 20:32:00 - [10] Edited by: Helen Hunts on 11/02/2008 20:36:50 Originally by: Imree Ixni I wish I could go back in time and hand my 18 year old self a list entitled "Stupid things you shouldn't do". And detailed information on the stock market from that date to the present. Granted. Unfortunatly, your 18-year self manages to pass the whole experience off as a gag and/or good/bad booze/drugs and throws the list away. On a side note, your old garbage collector is now worth several billion. Originally by: xOm3gAx I wish I was a god Granted. You are now the god of landfills and cesspits. Enjoy! I wish I had direct neural-net access to the internet with complete firewall and anti-virus protections. EDIT: Dang interruptions at work cutting into my forum-surfing time. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.13 03:01:00 - [11] Originally by: Imree Ixni I wish I had a magical version of Word that would write best selling novels on its own, and I could publish them under my name. Granted. Just before the first book is finished, a power surge fries everything. There are no backups. /me sings. "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner..." hey, wait a minute _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.13 04:29:00 - [12] Originally by: xOm3gAx I wish i had 100billion isk. Granted. Unfortunatly, you are stuck in a pod somewhere that looks suspiciously like Azarnoff (WoW) where nobody has ever heard of ISK, but will happily sell you things for gold. I wish I had a few hours alone with our universe's souce code and a quick re-compile. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.13 22:00:00 - [13] Originally by: DubanFP I wish anyone who responds to this wish would suffer a fate a billion times worse then the most horrible death imaginable. Granted. You're joining me though. I wish I had a 'GM/Dev powers' button I could use in-game once a week. (Without getting caught, mind you) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.18 21:20:00 - [14] Originally by: DubanFP I wish I could sucessfully frame a certain person in the world in such a way that nobody in the history of existance will ever suspect me, and that thing would be soo horrible that there isn't a single person in the world who doesn't hate this certain someone. Granted. In an effort to save himself and/or take others down with him, he names 'accomplices'. One of the names happens to be yours. I wish I could always put my hand in my pocket and have just enough money to buy anything I wanted. (Magic pocket that spawns cash at purchase time kind of thing) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.20 05:26:00 - [15] Originally by: Seifer Al'Masy i wish i was living in Calgary Granted. Unfortunatly, all your money/food/clothes/stuff is still where you used to live. It's just a little cool outside right now. I wish I had 100 million dollars US in the bank, all taxes paid, all legal. (Ahh crap, someone's gonna make the US dollar into the new Mexican Peso, aren't they?) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.22 05:27:00 - [16] Originally by: Drake Arson I wish I had more corp members. Granted. Half of them turn out to be corp thieves. The rest end up getting you podded repeatedly due to incompetence/insanity. In order to save time and hassle, I wish politicians were imprisioned promptly upon obtaining office. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.22 07:00:00 - [17] Edited by: Helen Hunts on 22/02/2008 07:05:13 Originally by: Fraszoid I wish I could remember where I put my baking powder and drugs so I don't keep sneezing muffins all the time. Granted. Sadly, your drug riddled brain can no longer tell the difference between the two. On the plus side, some of your friends teach you how to sneeze pancakes for their amusement. I wish I could do the whole EVE-style clone routine here on Sol III. All expenses paid, just like in-game. (It would cut down commute times a bit ) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.22 07:23:00 - [18] Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish I didn't have to keep editing this post Granted. We lock you in COAD so you can edit posts there. I wish I didn't occasionally forget things. (and no "Granted. You now forget things all the time" either) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.27 07:20:00 - [19] Originally by: Kirjava I wish I never needed to sleep again so I had a 24 hour day. Granted. You are now awake 24/7, whether you want to be or not. Since sleep is when the brain files away things to be learned/memorized and links new things in, you no longer leanr much of anything and your mental state starts to degrade. Also, you learn the truely horrid nateure of 3am television programming. (Hello, Infomercials) I wish I had a magic cure-all for the common cold and flu. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.28 06:00:00 - [20] Originally by: Kirjava I wish Kyoto would end up leaking season 2 on the internets so I can see it early.... Granted. The video shows nice and clear. Unfortunatly, the audio, closed caption and subtitles didn't get leaked early. The only audio tracks you can find to match up with the lip movements are political debates. (you only asked to see...) Since I've already got the chainsaws and shotguns ready, I wish the zombies really would come out to play. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.02.29 06:45:00 - [21] Originally by: Drake Arson I wish this thred would NEVER dissapear. (If I dood it, I'ma gonna get a whippin..... I dood it ) Granted. This thread never disappears and continues to grow. In the next three years, it manages to break free of the CCP computers and infects the rest of the internet like a virus. Everything from your bank accounts, medical records, and even your television programming have been taken over by this thread. Sadly, forum posts don't translate to television signals any better than they do to bank accounts. I wish I had my own Personal Cloaking Device. (That I can still find when I take it off, mind you) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.03.03 21:49:00 - [22] Originally by: DubanFP I wish i had psychic powers. Granted. You are now able to communicate telepathically with deep-sea tube worms. Unfortunatly, your range is limited to about 100 meters and you feel desperatly lonely without being in touch with them. I wish I had a magic button that would banish EVE-whiners back to WoW/Hello Kitty Online. (Only I get one, and I ain't going back to WoW and have no interest in Hello Kitty) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.03.05 05:25:00 - [23] Originally by: Kirjava I wish I had 8Mb Broadband that actualy went at 8Mb. Granted. Your broadband now runs at a full 8Mb. It never throttles back from full speed either. Since the data you request rarely, if ever takes the full bandwidth, the rest is filled with AOL software, horribly dubbed anime, and the worst of the YTMND pages. Removing all this from your hard drive now takes up the majority of your time. I wish I had my book with me to read during my 12 hour shift. (Someone called off and I get to work an extra half-shift during the dead of night.) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.03.07 07:03:00 - [24] Originally by: Rawr Cristina I wish Jenny Spitfire would start posting again I can grant this one. Jenny is back. The new and improved Jenny mk4 to be exact. The mods end up perma-banning this one for flagrant and explicit rule violations. The forum community breathes a sigh of relief afterwards. I wish I had the funding to build some of the 'execution rooms' discussed here. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.03.08 01:40:00 - [25] Originally by: DubanFP I wish I didn't have to deal with Haruhiism today. Granted. You are now all alone in a large room with a few tons of salt. Visible exits: None. I wish I could always find what I wanted at a price I could afford. (this ought to be interesting, one way or another) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.03.17 18:33:00 - [26] Originally by: Chandra d'Bazz I wish I were a REAL Forum Warrior. (See also: Taramic) Granted. Unfortunatly, you end up spending so much time on the forums that you never see that gank-squad coming until you get the pod-mail. Oops. I wish I wasn't always tempted with all the shinies in EVE so I could build up a little working capital now and then. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.03.19 04:12:00 - [27] Originally by: DubanFP I wish I, and I alone, owned the AC "mech" I have in Armored Core 4 IRL. Fully functional, and with all the abilities it had in the game. Granted. For your convenience, it has been stored on Phobos. (Martian moon) Unfortunatly, the munitions will have to be special ordered and may take a while while our tech base catches up. I wish Taraminic had all the bugs worked out of the EVE Downtime Madness game already. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.03.19 11:44:00 - [28] Originally by: Steakkbone I want a geddon that has the grid and cpu to tank, gank, and not run out of cap. Ever. Granted. You get hold of a lab prototype that tanks like a beast in all tests, sports the nastiest of turrets without much in the way of tracking issues, and even manages to remain cap stable while undergoing massive NOS and Neut testing. Unfortunatly, this is a lab test model and has no place to fit a pod. I wish a drunken Dev would introduce a new bomb-type that would rapidly push all ships in the AOE away from the point of blast. (A repulsion bomb, as it were) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.03.26 05:20:00 - [29] Originally by: Fraszoid I wish I had a hat bigger than the Pope's and a beard that would make a Viking proud. Granted. Your beard is so large and lush, you have trouble keeping from walking on it. This works to your disadvantage when your new hat is placed upon your head. It really was an impressive hat... a shame it ended up crushing you completely. They never do manage to get all the blood-stains out. I wish I had my own high-sec cap ship fleet like Chribba's. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.05.12 16:13:00 - [30] Originally by: Kirjava I wish I had 30 hours in a day to properly appreciate life Granted. Welcome to your new life as a slave in the Amarr salt mines. Enjoy your Vitoc. I wish I had a properly firewalled and protected neural implant so I could play EVE while at work without anyone catching on. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.05.12 16:49:00 - [31] Originally by: Kirjava I wish I didnt turn up on the second page of Google images when one types in "haruhiists" Granted. You are now at the top of page 1. Your glee is so great that you never do notice that crazed fanboy sneak up behind you.... I wish I had time to take my bike in for that overhaul that is long overdue now. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.05.12 18:14:00 - [32] Originally by: Kirjava I wish people were compelled to obey every order I give that does not leave me at a disadvantage. Granted. Life is great until you encounter some oddball difficulty and mutter that fateful phrase "Oh, F* me"....in front of a large crowd rugby players. Your follow up phrase of "Oh S!" didn't exactly help the situation much. I wish people weren't so surprised when I do things like this even after I give fair warning. (I have an Evil Mind ) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.05.19 18:30:00 - [33] Originally by: mr id I wish I could divide by 0 Granted. In fact you are able to complete the calculation in your head. Unfortunatly, any non-zero number divided by zero is infinity. You end up as a living statue as your mind is completely consumed by calculating infinity. I wish I had a phased-plasma rifle in the 40-watt range. (Not to mention plenty of power packs and maintenance tools for said rifle) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.06.16 17:19:00 - [34] Originally by: Arvald i wish i had another monster energy drink Granted. And to speed up the absoprtion time, the contents of the can will be directly injected into your skull. Unfortunatly, the contents of a can of Monster are not very healthy for neural tissues. You die within 30 seconds. On the plus side, you think fast enough to finally prove/disprove the existance of God(s). Sadly, the only communication you are able to make at that time is an odd scream with convulsions. Since Callahan's Bar (wiped off the face of Long Island) and Mary's Place (closed due to lack of any legal documents/permits) are no longer available, I wish I could get to The Place down in the Florida Keys and visit the fireplace a few times. (Read your Spider Robinson, folks) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.06.23 18:37:00 - [35] Originally by: cr34t1v3 Originally by: Taedrin on 20/06/2008 21:34:38 624\|\\|73\|), \|3\|_\|7 3\/32`/ 71\|\/\|3 `/0\|_\| 72`/ 70 7`/\|>3, 17 (0\|\/\|35 0\|_\|7 1\|\\| 13375\|>34\|<, 70 \|\/\|47(\|-\| `/0\|_\|2 \|\/\|4\|) 5\|<\|115!!!!!!!one!!!!!Eleventy1!!! damn, i had to use a translator on that, surprised it actually came out as words! And you didn't bother to post the translation Originally by: Tamia Clant I wish EVE-Online was more awesome than it already is. EVE is now so mind-blowing that it qualifies as a drug in 3 countries. Unfortunatly, demand is now so high that you are unable to even download a patch, much less actually log in. I wish more people understood (and practiced) the concept "Shut up and listen". _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.06.23 21:07:00 - [36] Originally by: Kirjava I wish there was a 128 Gig flash card for the PsP that was affordable to me, who does not care for the livelyhoods of anyone that does not directly or indrectly affect him. Granted. The card works great. Unfortunatly, all your current games and save files are not compatible with the new card, resulting in the total loss of all your previous saves and then inability to make new saves. I wish that I had the ability to selectively 'turn people off' momentarily (with no side effects), at will, with no debilitating trauma/pain/expense (including financial) cost to me. (Look Ma! A snooze button!) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.06.23 22:28:00 - [37] Originally by: DubanFP I wish I owned one of the computers on the EVE store with one of the caldari skins. Granted. Your new EVE case comes with a free, non-removable 180watt power supply for your convenience. At least it looks better than the pictures in the store. Enjoy. Jenny: Granted. Your lobotomy is scheduled for 6am tomorrow. (What are we on now? Jenny Mk. 6?) I wish I fully understood quantum physics. (Without my head/brain exploding or going insane, mind you) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.06.30 17:46:00 - [38] Originally by: Heartstone I wish I had a new mug to replace the one I just broke. Granted. As an added bonus, this new mug is indestructable and plays music and video for your enjoyment. Hope you like Teletubbies and Barney played at 90dB 24/7. I wish I had unrestricted, untracable access to any and all databases in the world. (Without being left open to the world myself)
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.06.30 18:11:00 - [39] Originally by: Ren Surkova I wish every aging meme referenced in this thread was destroyed along with every ******* who thinks mentioning rickrolls or chucknorrislol is a reasonable substitute for a real sense of humor Granted. The Rickrollers and Norrislollers all mysteriously detonate simultaneously. Unfortunatly for you, you wind up just a little too close to one of the larger blasts. I wish I had an Oldsmobile. (That I could actually afford to put on the road and all) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.06.30 19:30:00 - [40] Originally by: Nachshon I wish I could travel to the EVE constellation without passing through hisec. Granted. You also manage to do it without the benefit of a ship or pod. Hope you can hold your breath for a long long time. I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator. (Bah, I'll get to that later)
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.07.07 20:20:00 - [41] Originally by: Rebal 88 I wish I was tired at 3am..... Granted. At 3am, regardless of what you are doing, you become tired. Unfortunatly, that new railyard that runs right behind your place makes sleep an impossibility at any hour. I wish my house was already equipped with solar and wind power generators. (Alternative energy ftw) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.07.14 22:12:00 - [42] Originally by: Nachshon I wish I could stop and re-start time at will. Granted. You manage to stop your own personal time. Citizens of your area marvel at the amazingly lifelike statue that appeared one day. (A shame you didn't specify how long your time should be stopped before making the stop) I wish I had the patent on a pill that would quickly repair joints (such as knees and elbows) without any harmful side-effects. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.08.03 16:38:00 - [43] Originally by: Kirjava I wish I could find my wallet so I can go get ma luncheon! Granted. You now have your wallet, but the only thing left to buy is that suspicious tofu thing that's been there a while.... I wish CCP would authorize the creation of high-quality desktop models of the EVE ships for all of us fanatics to collect and obsess over. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2008.08.07 01:32:00 - [44] Originally by: Myrhial Arkenath I wish I had cookies. Granted. Here's your box of cookies from 1952. Don't mind the dust on the box. Sadly, there's no milk to go with. I wish Surfin's Plunderbunny would turn into a full Carebear, mining lasers and everything, without a thought of piracy/PvP. (this ought to be interesting) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.10.19 04:58:00 - [45] Originally by: Kazuo Ishiguro I wish someone would prove that 1 = 2. Granted. This is an election year. Just what else did you want 1 to equal while we're at it? (Have some more political ads and mud while we're at it) I wish me vid card hadn't died. (and no frying the rest of my system, thank you very much) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.10.25 04:05:00 - [46] Originally by: Jago Kain I wish folk would stop creating threads about Iceland and it's economy. Granted. (he's gonna hurt me for this...) Iceland threads are a thing of the past. New threads are now started discussing YOU and everything you do. You can no longer do anything (including just lay there in bed) without thousands of posts discussing how you could have done it better. Yes, even that bit with the lotion. I wish that at least half the so-called 'alien abductees' actually WERE abducted. (no return necessary) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.10.27 04:21:00 - [47] Originally by: Taihira I wish I could find a job I enjoy here, and not 400 miles away from where my partner is. Granted. The job is crap, the wage is even worse, but you're enjoying yourself immensely after that lobotomy. A shame that your partner isn't up to the task of caring for a walking vegetable. I wish to own, in my very own home, the ultimate set of clothing, designed for humans, and specially configured just for me. (that ought to make ya think for a bit) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.10.27 13:47:00 - [48] Originally by: Culmen I wish for death Granted. You walk in front of a bus and die rather nicely. Instead of moving on, you are reanimated as a zombie, denying you any peace you may have found elsewhere. Sadly, you never do develop a taste for uncooked brains. I wish I could jumpclone to work instead of commuting. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.10.28 00:24:00 - [49] Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I had a towel that never got dirty or wet. Granted. It'll never get dirty or wet while in that packaging which seems to be impervious to everything short of nuclear weaponry. (Makes for a great coffee table though) I wish I had a flawless neural implant (installed, properly) that handled all my pharmacutecal needs. (painkillers and useful meds) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.10.29 00:48:00 - [50] Originally by: Sniper Wolf18 I wish battleship V would finish training! Granted. You now have all racial BSs, including Jove, trained to 5, on Sisi. Oh, the next mirror is tomorrow. I wish I had some nice video footage of Sniper Wolf18 as his last wish was granted. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.10.31 02:25:00 - [51] Originally by: Ren Surkova I wish there was something worth wishing for Granted. I've got it and you can't have it, no matter how hard you wish. I wish I knew how to properly do Tai Chi. (and still maintain the ability to do so) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.11.05 01:55:00 - [52] Originally by: ReekyMarut I wish the Orca was more Uber... Granted. Good luck ever getting even a single one before Chribba wipes out the available supply in his ever widening quest to have all the Veld, everywhere. I wish that our elections didn't boil down to 'the lesser of two evils' but instead had decent candidates to vote for. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.11.25 04:31:00 - [53] Originally by: Scott Ryder All i want is a beer. Granted. Here's your nice warm Coors, fresh out of the 1990 stocks. I wish I had some nice quiet, undisturbed, "alone time" with some of the corporate execs who keep advancing the Christmas season earlier each year. (and some extra places to hide the bodies afterwards) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.11.26 14:47:00 - [54] Originally by: Deviana Sevidon I wish I would invent a Warp Drive that works in RL. Granted. As you fire up the drive for the maiden voyage, the thought crosses your mind, 'Shielding for human survival might be a good idea'. Given the response earlier, I still want that 'quality time' with those corporate execs. (Nope, not corrupted enough to suit me) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc	Posted - 2008.12.01 21:28:00 - [55] Originally by: Ryu Icewing I wish mining could be so good and that Helen Hunts would haul ass when i give the order. (yes Helen is in my corp) Granted. The mining is great, and I now haul ass in a super-speed fitted interceptor instead of plodding along in an Orca giving out the mega-mining-bonuses. (You asked for it, Boss) I wish that the Orca could hold more ships and toys. _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2009.02.13 16:40:00 - [56] Originally by: Astrid Karel I wish I'd win a two week all expenses paid trip to Hawaii. Granted. 2 weeks spent in Hawaii in the glorious Ratz Motel (it wasn't a typo after all) right next to the bloody ice maker (which really should be allowed to just die already) enjoying all that nice rain.... Having all your belongings destroyed in the volcanic eruption did have the benefit of warming up your room a bit. After you get back home, you discover that you've picked up some strange diseases without having done anything fun to get them. I wish my new motherboard had been designed a bit better. (HDD usage can make the sound cut out in odd ways) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2009.02.14 02:24:00 - [57] Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I had a new mouse. Granted. He's a really indusrious little bugger who seems to poke a new hole in a wall, drawer, your clothes, etc. every day, and brings in female mice who like to nest on your video card. At this rate, you'll have an unlimited supply of new mice for as long as you live. I wish I had a nice new Golem and CNR in my hanger right next to the rest of my stuff. (and no moving the hanger either, might I add) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2009.02.15 02:52:00 - [58] Edited by: Helen Hunts on 15/02/2009 02:52:55 Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish Im not the first post of page 27 Granted. You miss 27 entirely. I wish for whirled peas. (No typos here ) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?
Helen Hunts Gallente Red Dragon Mining inc Red Dragon Industries	Posted - 2009.02.17 06:18:00 - [59] Originally by: Cierejai I wish I didn't waste 4 years of my life on WoW. Granted. You are now committed to WoW for the next 12 years of your life. Enjoy! I wish that I could sneak the finished version of the EVE skill queue into Tranquility now. (Gots an alt with a nice list of short-time skills to train and no long skills left at the moment) _______________________________ Mine da rocks, make more ships. Pop da rats, make more rigs. Sell da gear, make more money. Any Questions?

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